Zel was having the best dream ever. He was holding his darling tightly in his arms, caressing her and giving her sweet loving kissing. He gazed deeply into his sweet heart's eyes and said "darling I.."
Zel saw stars as someone's fist smacked him upside the head. "Are You EVER GOING TO WAKE UP DAMN IT!!!!!" Lina screamed into his ear.
Zel jumped back realizing that he was REALLY holding onto his dream girl and actually fell off the bed, in fright.
"Li.. Lina I.. I.. Sorry!" Zel blurted out embarrassed beyond comprehension.
Lina snorted. "Serves me right for trying to share a bed with a teenage boy. Even if he is a priest."
Zel's face turned an alarming shade of rouge, and apologized again. "Say, uh Lina.. did.. did I.. uh?"
"Hold me? Squeeze me? Caress me? Kiss me? and call me your start light love?"
Zel blushed some more. "Um.. yeah?"
"All except the last one." Lina answered. "But you still have some time before breakfast if you wanna try for it."
Zel groaned and buried his face in his hands. Lina barely caught the words 'kill me god', and giggled.
"NE, Zel? Aren't priests supposed to have given up on all the sex stuff? or am i misinformed?" Lina asked between laughter.
Zel sighed, miserable and barely made eye contact. "Technically we're supposed to but once we're old enough and have served our time, we can actually become more involved in the opposite sex." Zel informed her.
"You make it sound like a prison sentence." Lina quipped.
Zel gave her the 'And-It-Isn't?' look which set her off laughing again. "Come on Zel let's go get some breakfast!"
Zel marched wearily behind his angel, sighing in despair. 'I can't believe I did that.' he groaned. 'I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRIEST!'
"Did you say something ZEL?" Lina asked curious.
"No. Nothing."
The prince of darkness ran through the streets dodging this way and that. He raced around a corner, panting, and looked behind him. 'FINALLY! Finally I've lost that annoying..'
"Phibrizo.. what are you doing." an amused voice spoke up from behind the dark haired boy.
"VAL!!!!" he cried, spinning around. "DAMN IT! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"Don't I wish that were possible Hell brat." Val mused, as the boy had a hissy fit on the alley floor. "It's not like I don't have anything I'd rather be.. HELLO!"
Phibrizo paused and looked up to see what had caught his guardian's attention. "oh shoulda guessed."
Across from they entrance way were two lovely ladies, giggling and chatting away. The Dark Angel Val had given them his complete attention, so complete in fact he never noticed his charge slip away. Forgetting his mission, the angel approached the two maidens and using his charm, stayed happily occupied for some time.
Prince Phibrizo chuckled and skipped along the street. 'Val is funny sometimes. Imagine going gaga over a bunch of old broads in skirts! Now GIRLS are another story!' the adolescent demon thought with glee.
He couldn't wait till he found his "Dark Princess". Heck he couldn't wait to find the rejects. He was young, wild, and just hit puberty. He was also A LOT like his father, a well known womanizer himself.
Phibrizo walked out of town and onto the open road. "Now's my time to shine! Blah that rhymed!" he spit and started running hoping to get as much distance as possible between his angel and himself. -the Emperor's sister