'Please!' Zel begged, close to tears, 'God cannot be so cruel!'
"The prince of Darkness! Here already!" Filia spazzed, enveloping Amelia in a protective glomp.
Lina could stand the lunacy no longer and exploded. "SHUT UP! EVERYONE!" Immediate silence followed. She opened her mouth as her voice called out...
"Hello everyone! Sorry we're late. Dynast-darling had trouble finding the cooler."
Heads turned and stared in shock as 'Lina' arrived dressed in a revealing, ice blue, sundress. "Oh My." she said as she saw who was there.
"Sis-ter!" the archangel Lina growled sinisterly, "You have some explaining to do!"
"Heh heh I guess so." the other red head supplied as her wickedly handsome boyfriend approached.
"Twins?" puzzled Sylfiel.
"Yes, since you asked." the red heads supplied.
"Well see it�s a long story. Lina and I are identical-in-appearance-only twin sisters. This is the real Lina inverse,?she said pointing towards her divine sibling. "I'm Liny Inverse or Metallium. I changed my name after my divorce."
"Then YOU'RE my mommy!" Phibrizzo realized getting off of his aunt and moving to sit by his real mom.
"*Sigh* yes Phibby-kins." Liny sighed brushing the youngster's hair back.
"This is all fascinating." Zel commented, smiling brightly, "but could you two tell us the whole of it?"
"Well Zel.. it's like this." Lina began. "Liny here was involved with this guy, which later turned out to be..."
"Don't say his Name!!" Liny cautioned. "He might come!"
"Right. Anyway he's the 'Almighty Evil One'." Lina continued. "Well heaven found out and got spooked. They decided that the best way to keep them from getting together was to recruit Me, Liny's sister. So they sent our ancestor, The great Luna Inverse, Holy Knight, to recruit me. What the dumb asses didn't realize was that by the time I officially became an angel, those two got hitched. So they put me through archangel training so they would actually stand a chance in the future to come. So what happened while I was Gone Liny?"
"What happened was that, that Slime ball proposed and we got married. I stupidly thought he cared about me, loved me, but I found out the truth after Phibby was born. He had just used me, as a brood mare, to create the prince of darkness so he could destroy the world." Liny spat, "Humph the jack ass. So I filed for a divorce, and he ended up getting Phibby. After a while I noticed that he was like spying and stalking me so I had to vanish. I took on Lina's identity because he was always kind of intimidated by you sis and the disguise was absolutely perfect!"
"Hmm makes sense." Lina decided, forgiving her sister.
"SO we have: the child of light, the prince of darkness, Gabriel's descendant, the devil's ex-wife, 2 angels, a something of a priest, and a couple of normal people?" Zel counted. "Now why is it I foresee an interesting day ahead?"
Dynast smirked at Zel. "Actually I happen to be a Lord of the Darkness, myself. So that's 1 normal person."
Everyone eyed Liny again. "Well I tried dating the good guys! Really I did!! It's just... Bad Boys are so much more fun!"
Everyone else sweatdropped and Lina groaned. "Won�t you EVER learn?"
-- the Emperor's Sister