Author's Note: I originally wrote this Untitled Mini-Fic as a nice introduction into my Slayers page. You need to look at the map above to understand what the mini-fic is talking about. Just point your mouse over each of the Dark Lord's homes and see what happens!.
I also got a fanart from Pairaka for this slayersfic! A Chibi-Gaav. ^-^
From: Maryuu-oh Gaav, greatest Mazoku Lord that ever stomped through the land, the terror of the millions, ice cream stand owner (come & try Chaos-Dragon's special this week ONLY!) :
To: (censored due to language)
Subject: I'M GREAT CHAOS-DRAGON, HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME!
Chibi-Gaav: Why aren't I also in the picture?? [jumps up and down in anger] Just because I got killed first doesn't mean you can ignore me. [waving his sword threateningly] I'm going to slice you into ... !!! [buried under 4 other Chibis who suddenly falls on top of him.]
Chibi-Zelas: I wanted the FanArts page! [stomps down Chibi-Gaav who's struggling to stand up] Did you see how the ending of Slayers Magic go!? [wailing] I'll be dead before next sunrise!!!! [a bottle of wine appears and floats away; Chibi-Zelas immediately recovers] Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!! [rans after the illusion]
Chibi-Dynast: I order you to hand over all of the Slayers Pages over to me or face the wrath of .... [notices something shocking] Dolphin, come back with that glacier!!! That's my home!!! [knocking Chibi-Gaav over in his haste to reclaim his home]
Chibi-Dolphin: [chanting dreamingly] Cleaning, Cleaning, we've got guests coming. Dusting, Dusting, dinner is arriving. [glacier resting on a small river that's floating in midair with Chibi-Dolphin tagging one end of the river like a rope]
[Chibi-Dynast chases Chibi-Dolphin all around the dimensional plane]
Chibi-Fibrizo: Can I finish conquering the world this time? [smiles cutely with his hands behinds his back; zoom view of what Chibi-Fibrizo is holding. It's a small golden ball.]
Chibi-Zelas: [sniffles as she stomps down on Chibi-Gaav yet again] An-a-another [grabs Chibi-Fibrizo by the shoulder] w--win--wine [sobbing hysterically] GONE!!!
[Chibi-Fibrizo comforts the deeply depressed Chibi-Zelas. He offers a golden ball to Chibi-Zelas who absently crashes with a very satisfactory ping sound.
[Chibi-Gaav, who had finally crawled out and was planning on revenge on Chibi-Zelas, immediately falls over choking on the ground]
[Chibi-Dynast runs away in fright as Chibi-Dolphin decides to play chasing-the-evil-dark-lord-with-a-huge-chuck-of-melting-ice-that-is-also-his-castle laughing happily throughout this game]
Chibi-Fibrizo: Dolphin-neechan, do you want me to get more ice for you? [rans away to get it when Chibi-Dolphin laughed again]
Chibi-Gaav: [recovered from his fit and VERY annoyed] THIS IS MY RANTING!!! [changes into a Chibi version of his many headed dragon form] Roooooooarrrrrrrrr! [Flaming and tearing as he attacks his follow dark lords]
[The still hysterical Chibi-Zelas rapidly dimensional shifted around as one dragon head tries to reduce her to ashes]
[Chibi-Dynast determinedly tries to chop off one of the dragon head--whose asleep for some reason--with his sword but it's just bouncing off the dragon head's steel-hard skin. The dragon head continues to snore on.]
[Chibi-Dolphin has gone on a ribbon frenzy and is currently tying seaweed around each dragon head.]
[Chibi-Fibrizo meanwhile is directing a confused dragon head to eat the other 3 lords and destroy the dimension as well]
[MAJOR CHAOS CONTINUES]
[a huge shovel lands over the Chibis]
[a sign appears with the words: Any more objections?]
All the Chibis: [twitch, twitch]